Cartoons

Forbes 30 unmarried over 30
One robot proposing to another. Text: Will you marry me? Sounds good! Maybe next time! Sorry, I'm busy.
Plain bowl of soup labeled "Soup of the Day." Same bowl but with a leaf labeled "Soup du Jour."
Scarecrow with smart watch beeping. Text: Darn, zero steps again.
Bear holding rolls of toilet paper walks away forlorn from a princess on her thrown. Text spoken by princess: I said Prince Charming!
King overlooks protesting peasants from his tower. Text spoken by king: Looks like the free self-care session didn't work.
Doctor mouse says to patient mouse: To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should be aggravating the cat at least three to five times daily.
Wheel of sleep misfortune
Witch waitress brings plate of bones to two customers sitting at a boiling cauldron labeled hot pot. Waitress says: Everything on our menu is prepared with organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients.
Turkey falling through the air with "Student Flyer" label as other birds look on.
Earth with banner labeled "Grand re-re-re-opening postponed."
Digits of pi partitioned into three sections: what I know, what I don't know, and what I don't know that I don't know.